Friday, February 17, 2012
2nd Open Letter to The Universe....
To Whom It May Concern:
I understand now. Truly. You are not punishing me with all these injuries. You are protecting me. Yes, I truly understand. Had I been at full physical strength when recent events in my personal life occurred, several people would be meeting their Maker, and I would be either rotting in a cell or a fugitive. See? I really do understand now. So, Oh-Great-Universe, here's the thing.... if I promise to not kill or maim anyone, can I have my body back now? Please???
Finding humor in inappropriate places and times... PRICELESS!