Friday, February 17, 2012

An Epiphany!!

OMG! I've had an Epiphany!!
I get it!!!! Ya hear that, Universe? I get it!!!

2nd Open Letter to The Universe....

To Whom It May Concern:

I understand now. Truly. You are not punishing me with all these injuries. You are protecting me. Yes, I truly understand. Had I been at full physical strength when recent events in my personal life occurred, several people would be meeting their Maker, and I would be either rotting in a cell or a fugitive. See? I really do understand now. So, Oh-Great-Universe, here's the thing.... if I promise to not kill or maim anyone, can I have my body back now? Please???


Finding humor in inappropriate places and times... PRICELESS!

Happy Friday!

1 comment:

  1. Good job Chelle,
    there is always another way to look at things, and how horrible it would be for you to be in jail. Too many people need you (LOL!) Keep the joy!